More about Exxon, Esso and Jersey Standard

In New Jersey, we should have seen right through that baloney excuse, that Esso was becoming Exxon because “esso” meant something sexually risque in Japanese.

“Man, I wish I could get me a little esso right about now!”

“Hey, baby, I like your esso.”

“The wife’s a pain, but ooooooooooh, that esso . . . “

“Honey, you have some of the best esso I have ever . . ” well, you get the point.