Will the world end on 3/2/10?

Forget all this talk about 2012, the Mayan calendar and that movie.

What I want to know, is whether the world will end on March 2nd—just two months from now!

After all, look: 3/2/10. Three, two, one, zero! Like a countdown of a bomb or something. An ICBM! Johnson’s Daisy Ad. I dunno! But it can’t just be coincidence.

Of course, if you’re from a country that puts the date before the month, well, you may have even less time left . . .